FOMO
HOLDER
BE LIKE.
One last refresh. One more green candle. Same shorts since Tuesday.
Meet your inner holder ↗COMMITMENT: CONCERNING.
PHYSICALLY STILL HERE.
Sound familiar?
Yeah. Same.
A field guide to the creature who opened a chart and accidentally made it a personality.
“Just checking.”
He has checked 47 times since saying this.
Touching grass*
*Phone in hand. Chart still open. Counts.
“I'm here for the lore.”
The lore is him. He is the lore.
HE'S NOT
LEAVING.
Some people see a green candle. He sees an entire alternate timeline where he finally tells the group chat, “I told you.”
Fomo Holder Be Like is a monument to that feeling. The late nights. The refresh reflex. The deeply suspicious confidence of a frog with absolutely nowhere else to be.
There is, unfortunately, more ↗Eyes on
the candles.
The tab he never closes.
Now you don't have to, either.